Seagulling

Once upon a time there were two little boys called Jimmeh and Timmeh. They didn't get along that well and constantly seagulled each other, to the consternation and horror of everyone else. So they were sent to the school Counselor, Mr. Wong, for counseling. They were only ten, after all.

Upon entering the office Jimmeh and Timmeh made a surprising decision - they decided to team up against Mr. Wong. So they seagulled him right splat in the face saying "Uh-oh, we got the Wong one!" and left at a run.

And so they lived, happily ever after.

-The End